• Marleyinoc@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    Floridians are still voting Red in droved. Guess something else is more important to them at the polls.

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      5 months ago

      They gotta ban abortion and ‘save’ all the fetuses first so they too can experience the horrors of global warming and climate change under the watchful eye of a theocratic dictatorship.

      • Wiz@midwest.social
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        5 months ago

        What n happens when all the fetuses are underwater? Will they save them then, or swim to higher ground?

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          If I understand their thinking it’d be God who caused the flooding so it’s okay if fetuses die that way. They were probably gay fetuses anyway and their mothers were probably sinners so God drowned them like in Noah’s story.

          Okay I’m done. My brain can’t handle typing anymore of that horrible bullshit.

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          Don’t you know fetuses float? The tide will bring them to the true believers, just like Moses on the Nile /s