This drives me nuts when I see it done wrong, but it’s actually kind of complicated because English is orthographically deranged.

Lead (/liːd/) [verb, present tense]: to guide, etc. I asked them to lead us in a rousing revolutionary anthem.

Led (/led/) [verb, past tense]: as above, but past tense. Later, we were led to a blank concrete wall.

Lead (/led/) [noun]: A soft, poisonous metal. Bullets are most often made of lead.

Just to make it confusing…

Lead (/liːd/) [noun]: kind of like “leader”. Officer Johnson was our lead on this operation. (Note: it also means “leash”; e.g., I clipped the lead to Bowser’s collar.)

Lede (/liːd/) [noun]: The first bit of a news story, often the first sentence. I didn’t read the full article, but the lede suggested the protesters were decimated by police.

Leeds [proper noun]: A Town in England. Leeds is the worst place to stage peaceful protests.

And finally…

LED (ell ee dee) [noun, abbr.]: Abbreviation for light-emitting diode. For the love of any gods you might believe in, fucking capitalize it. Electronics hobbyists I’m looking in your direction.

More Examples

  • Wrong: I was lead into the woods by a stranger.

  • Right: I was led into the woods by a stranger.

  • Wrong: The lead in an ad about cheap bulk led lead me to lede my leed dog to Leides on her led lede.

  • Right: The lede in an ad about cheap bulk lead led me to lead my lead dog to Leeds on her LED lead.

(The last example is stupidly confusing, but it was fun to write.)

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    Don’t forget that “lead” rhymes with “read” and “lead” rhymes with “read”, but “lead” doesn’t rhyme with “read” and “lead” doesn’t rhyme with “read”.

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    One of my biggest nitpicks is lie vs lay

    Lie Lay
    I usually lie on the bed. Lay down your weapon.
    Yesterday, I lay on the bed. He laid his weapon down.
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      IIRC someone told them that their band would fall and crash like a Lead (the metal) Balloon. They changed it from Lead to Led and had their name

      Bonus story: Daft Punk got their name in a similar manner. A critic described their music as “dafty punk”

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    Your first example isn’t actually using the present tense, it is using the infinitive form “to lead”.

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    I think the main source of confusion in this actually comes down to the conjugation of read.

    Read and lead should be conjugated the same, but they aren’t. Add to that all the additional homophones and homonyms and yeah. I wouldn’t jump on anyone for screwing this up.

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    Your example for lede should reference burying the lede as that’s most often when I see people using it wrong

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    In French there is a similar word: ver/vers/vair/verre, all of these are pronounced the same

    Ver(s): worm(s) Vers: it can either means “towards”, “around” or if it’s use as a noun it means a “verse” in poetry. Verre: glass Vair : a fur used in medieval time.

    Fun fact: in the original Cinderella story she was wearing fur slippers (vair). However with time and oral transmission of the story the fur become glass (vair -> Verre)

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      James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher

      I think I had a stroke reading that

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        It’s a good example of why punctuation is helpful.

        James, while John had had “had had”, had had “had”; “had had” had had a better effect on the teacher

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            A teacher has asked a question for which either “had” or “had had” is the correct answer. James answered “had”, while John answered “had had”. “Had had” is the correct answer, and so the teacher responds better to John’s answer.

            It is intentionally written to be confusing though, so it’s not surprising if someone struggles to parse it

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    I feel like native speakers should read this, they are the number one transgressor when it comes to their/there/they’re and other similar sounding words (homonyms?), as well as “payed” and other creative transcriptions.

    for the rest of us it’s damn near impossible to mix these up.

    edit: I kinda sound like an asshole; wasn’t meant to be “I’m better than you” (add than/then to the list), more like “here’s my perspective”, no offense was intended.

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      This one’s tricky. The comma splice in the first sentence is jarring, but recently people seem to absolutely love them despite being wrong. And let’s not linger too long on the ‘damn’ which should be ‘damned’.

      I’m not saying it’s imperfect: I’m saying if you miss what I find obvious, maybe their miss of what you find obvious could be easier to understand.

      For me, aside from ‘emails’, and the ‘nounification’ of nouns like ‘ask’, ‘spend’, and ‘verbification’ of ‘effort’ – effort the ask to reduce the spend, Dave – I have a general worry that we’re marching towards Idiocracy because LaNgUaGeEvOlVeS and it seems a Parisian-style language police is strongly indicated.

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      It’s one of those things. Common errors are sometimes specific to native or to second-language speakers.

      Quite often, in written Spanish, you’ll see b/v errors from native Spanish speakers, but never from English speakers (because the sounds are different in English). We’re far more likely to confuse vowels, diacritical marks, and conjugation.

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      Here’s a dirty secret: your parents are terrible teachers of a language compared to, perhaps, teachers, for the same reason your parents are probably the worst people to teach you how to drive: they don’t or can’t correct all our mistakes, and in doing so fail to preserve a consistent baseline like a proper curriculum does.

      People who speak English having learned from a teacher are likely the best speakers of English that we will ever encounter.