I work in conjunction with small claim courts and it often surprises people how informal it can get. In the situation you describe the judge might just straight up tell Starbucks “You are a billion dollar company, the rules apply differently to you than to a small local business”

"Russians be like

1 Hungarians"?

You guys use deci liter?

I fucked Ted

I read “Orcas” as “Oscar” for a second was very surprised as to what gad happened to the academy awards

Please do not publicize the location and movement of active troops, mkay?

Are you suggesting that for the entire climactic finale of this movie, he had a raging BatBoner?

So what you’re saying is I should drink the water that drips out of my exhaust when I start the car on colder days?

Wait, it’s “quote unquote”? I have always been saying “quote on quote” my whole life.

If you hadn’t lied they would have burned you at the steak

Right, because people are only allowed to do anything if they have been explicitly asked beforehand to do it

That reminds me, please provide evidence that someone asked you to write this comment

I have the same with these fake brands they’ll use in TV and movies. Oh yes, have a bowl of Colonel Crunch before going to McBurgerTown

Bojangles

France just happened to get nuked by the English at that very moment. It was unrelated to the helium situation

“Please, Mr. Hands was my father. Call me Geoff”

Why stop at breathing it in when you can rub it on your face. Foreskin skin cream is a real thing. Where else do you think all these baby foreskins go?

Pickelhaube 2.0

Despite the old stereotype of Japan being a futuristic nation that produces the technology of tomorrow, a lot of it’s institutions are still using very outdated technology.

Fax is still very actively used

The word EmuDeck made me do a double take

Do you sometimes or occasionally go to a store? If yes then great. Simple deposit the empty bottle into the bag you take to the store and you’re dandy!

That is a simple trick only millions of people are performing every day