I will never forget Astroneer, it’s amazing.

Reminds me of Reef sandals, at least some of which have bottle openers on the sole.

Using them for that purpose seems … Ill advised.

Gotcha, thank you.

Oh, I had conflated the two! That makes sense.

Thanks for metaphorically having my back!

What does this title mean?

Nobody but you poops and that’s concentrated evil coming out the back of you.

(Trying to make an early Family Guy reference here, but all I can find on YouTube is Rick and Morty, so maybe I’m misremembering)

That’s fair enough. Hope you’re enjoying your scrolling!

Did you go back a month in my history to comment on this or stumble upon it naturally?

This is exciting news, but the abbreviation makes me want to go to the Amigara Fault.

What do I do until then?

That last statement seems like it cannot be true in this context.

Well, hard to argue with that.

Almost?

Not sure “neat” is the word I’d use. Its existence doesn’t upset me, but I wouldn’t mind if it didn’t exist.

That’s a very relatable experience. You have my condolences.

If you really want it, I can send it to you directly, or you can find it by googling “spider blowjob creepy” or something like that. (I specifically say “googling” because I was unsuccessful in finding it on DDG. I didn’t try other search engines.)

I don’t know what the gif’s origin is, but it was semi frequently posted on Reddit. To shamefully continue referencing Reddit, this probably wouldn’t be your proudest fap. (I originally said “I can assure you” but then again … You did request the gif and I don’t know you.)

edit: Improved my originally very cavalier approach to grammar. Did not change the message of the post.

Happy to spread knowledge!

This is similar to a classic, very not safe for work gif involving a woman dressed as a spider.

McDonald’s has some incredibly rigorous requirements and processes to ensure consistent qualities in their Sprite. I have no interest in propping up a giant harmful corporation, but their Sprite really is different.

Random video discussing this: https://youtu.be/ATEMvaOcWWc

The Food Theorist and many others have made videos discussing it as well. A few months ago I saw a particular one explaining the McDonald’s process at length, but unfortunately I cannot remember enough details to find the same one again.

Side note: in typing this comment and trying to find relevant videos, I had to type “Sprite” an unreasonable number of times, and not once did my phone’s keyboard get it right.

I learned this on cracked.com! I don’t remember how long ago it was, but I wonder if they had a similar source.