pH3ra@lemmy.ml · 21 hours agoComing on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookersmessage-squaremessage-square222fedilinkarrow-up1686arrow-down198
arrow-up1588arrow-down1message-squareComing on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookerspH3ra@lemmy.ml · 21 hours agomessage-square222fedilink
future_quadrillionaire@lemmy.world · 4 hours agoHaving $270 billion dollars and spending the bulk of your time trying to make more money is like weighing 900 pounds and thinking "ooh, I bet I can get to 1000".plus-squarewww.bloomberg.comexternal-linkmessage-square41fedilinkarrow-up1163arrow-down118
arrow-up1145arrow-down1external-linkHaving $270 billion dollars and spending the bulk of your time trying to make more money is like weighing 900 pounds and thinking "ooh, I bet I can get to 1000".plus-squarewww.bloomberg.comfuture_quadrillionaire@lemmy.world · 4 hours agomessage-square41fedilink
tunetardis@lemmy.caEnglish · 3 hours agoLemmy should have a community called lemmy_guessplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up181arrow-down11
arrow-up180arrow-down1message-squareLemmy should have a community called lemmy_guessplus-squaretunetardis@lemmy.caEnglish · 3 hours agomessage-square13fedilink
fubo@lemmy.world · 19 hours agoTrumpism is just Scientology done as politics instead of religion.message-squaremessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up1247arrow-down112
arrow-up1235arrow-down1message-squareTrumpism is just Scientology done as politics instead of religion.fubo@lemmy.world · 19 hours agomessage-square18fedilink
xia@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · edit-22 days agoMetal is plastic.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up179arrow-down112
arrow-up167arrow-down1message-squareMetal is plastic.plus-squarexia@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · edit-22 days agomessage-square16fedilink
ivonalanna@lemmy.world · 1 day agoYou have a bad friend if he isn't willing to help you bury a dead body or if he is willing to help you.message-squaremessage-square25fedilinkarrow-up160arrow-down112
arrow-up148arrow-down1message-squareYou have a bad friend if he isn't willing to help you bury a dead body or if he is willing to help you.ivonalanna@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square25fedilink
ivonalanna@lemmy.world · 2 days agoIf reality worked the way hiring managers and job interviews thought it did companies would have to fire everyone when they purchased new software since no one would have any experience using it.message-squaremessage-square27fedilinkarrow-up1331arrow-down17
arrow-up1324arrow-down1message-squareIf reality worked the way hiring managers and job interviews thought it did companies would have to fire everyone when they purchased new software since no one would have any experience using it.ivonalanna@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square27fedilink
ivonalanna@lemmy.world · 3 days agoI can imagine the "will you be using the mobile app?" question to get cheaper food is going to devolve into the Mark of the Beast and someday no one will be able to buy anything without using the appsmessage-squaremessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up1120arrow-down120
arrow-up1100arrow-down1message-squareI can imagine the "will you be using the mobile app?" question to get cheaper food is going to devolve into the Mark of the Beast and someday no one will be able to buy anything without using the appsivonalanna@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square28fedilink
frezik@midwest.social · 3 days agoAfter six years of hardware ray tracing, the best examples of it are modified old games, like Quake and Minecraft.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up1291arrow-down19
arrow-up1282arrow-down1message-squareAfter six years of hardware ray tracing, the best examples of it are modified old games, like Quake and Minecraft.plus-squarefrezik@midwest.social · 3 days agomessage-square28fedilink
Zeon@lemmy.world · edit-22 days agoImagine if election day was on April 1st.message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up136arrow-down17
arrow-up129arrow-down1message-squareImagine if election day was on April 1st.Zeon@lemmy.world · edit-22 days agomessage-square2fedilink
ililiililiililiilili@lemm.eeEnglish · 3 days agoPurposely leaving small amounts of crypto on your device is like leaving a few dollars in the console of your car. It lets you know if your property has had it's security breached.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up150arrow-down118
arrow-up132arrow-down1message-squarePurposely leaving small amounts of crypto on your device is like leaving a few dollars in the console of your car. It lets you know if your property has had it's security breached.plus-squareililiililiililiilili@lemm.eeEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square7fedilink
Bluetreefrog@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoA fair proportion of the suffering in the world can be laid at the feet of binary thinking.message-squaremessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up199arrow-down113
arrow-up186arrow-down1message-squareA fair proportion of the suffering in the world can be laid at the feet of binary thinking.Bluetreefrog@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square21fedilink
I'm back on my BS 🤪@lemmy.autism.placeEnglish · 3 days agoThe universe is bottle-necked at processor speedplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up198arrow-down111
arrow-up187arrow-down1message-squareThe universe is bottle-necked at processor speedplus-squareI'm back on my BS 🤪@lemmy.autism.placeEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square26fedilink
Snapz@lemmy.world · 3 days agoAI are like shitty palm readers/fortune tellersplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up161arrow-down117
arrow-up144arrow-down1message-squareAI are like shitty palm readers/fortune tellersplus-squareSnapz@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square9fedilink
the_shitshow_never_ends@lemmy.world · edit-22 days agoXXXmessage-squaremessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up151arrow-down149
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareXXXthe_shitshow_never_ends@lemmy.world · edit-22 days agomessage-square18fedilink
lordnikon@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-24 days agoSending intranet Email on a token ring network still used the same process as creating a Memoplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up141arrow-down110
arrow-up131arrow-down1message-squareSending intranet Email on a token ring network still used the same process as creating a Memoplus-squarelordnikon@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-24 days agomessage-square19fedilink
The_Downward_Spiral@lemmy.world · 5 days ago"You'll end up in a van down by the river" if you do drugs, don't go to college, etc. advice never includes the warning: "Don't suffer major Depression that gives you complete apathy for existence."message-squaremessage-square55fedilinkarrow-up1253arrow-down125
arrow-up1228arrow-down1message-square"You'll end up in a van down by the river" if you do drugs, don't go to college, etc. advice never includes the warning: "Don't suffer major Depression that gives you complete apathy for existence."The_Downward_Spiral@lemmy.world · 5 days agomessage-square55fedilink
Todd Bonzalez@lemm.ee · 7 days agoMy cat lives in a bigger house than I do.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up1239arrow-down14
arrow-up1235arrow-down1message-squareMy cat lives in a bigger house than I do.plus-squareTodd Bonzalez@lemm.ee · 7 days agomessage-square13fedilink
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 6 days ago"Give me a 3d printer and a place to plug it in and I will create the world." - Archimedesplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up1110arrow-down112
arrow-up198arrow-down1message-square"Give me a 3d printer and a place to plug it in and I will create the world." - Archimedesplus-squareLovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 6 days agomessage-square15fedilink
bizarroland@fedia.io · 8 days agoWe need to build an Yggdrasilplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square38fedilinkarrow-up1105arrow-down119
arrow-up186arrow-down1message-squareWe need to build an Yggdrasilplus-squarebizarroland@fedia.io · 8 days agomessage-square38fedilink
