“You encounter a grandma. Roll for gelt.”

Tonight we dice in hell.

Nice! I’m going to have a look at my old HS yearbook and see who’s opposite page…

“Future Farmers of America”

I’m interested enough in this game to pick it up when it comes out, but I have to admit that I didn’t finish the first one. I liked it well enough, but my interest in it just petered out over time, and at some point, I just never came back to it. I hope that “i” will be a little more compelling. Either that, or I hope my attention span has increased over the last ten years!

“What role did you get? How did you get it?”

“Please count to 10.”

“… um, I’ve run out of fingers.”

And – inexplicably – it has darkvision.

cries in broadcom wireless card not supported

barbarians

blahbarians

Sweet or dill?

“Paige, yes!”

I can’t remember which model it was, but wasn’t there a MacBook Pro that had 4 USB-C ports, only two of which supported Thunderbolt? Want to connect your monitor to the right side of the machine? Well… tough shit, I guess.

“Crap. Did anybody slot Magic Missile? Anybody? Oh come on!”

It’s interesting that Dave mentioned education as a possible market for these. I thought kids were learning Javascript on their school-issued Chromebooks these days. It would be nice to teach students about the concepts of computer hardware architecture… but the Commander’s architecture is kinda weird, being a hodgepodge of ancient (6502) and modern (FPGA), with bank-switched memory and the desire for backwards compatibility with Commodore peripherals hanging off of it like a lamprey. Sure, students could learn about computer architecture on it, but it’s hard to see how it’s better than other, cheaper options. Big money awaits if they can pull it off though.

“It’s okay, I brought a Bag of Holding full of air with me. Now I’ll just put it on my head, and…”

Well, my parents were worshipers of Ishtar, so I was kind of born into it…

It’s there for me. I wish I could help :(

You want a tail, play a Kobold!

What a relief, I’d hate to think those files ended up in the wrong paws hands.

You’re not wrong, but people also die of behaviors that stem from loneliness. I’d suggest it’s not a complete waste to examine.