Wish I could read the article.

TIL a lot of people can’t feel themselves sweat if they’re in the shower.

It’s… this. That is the thing disappoints you? The straw that broke the camels back? We are reaching new heights of fragility.

Why do that when you already have so much anal lube?

Ye. Also literally cool because global warming and all. It almost all ties together.

Really cool one here: nothing capable of industrialization gets to exist.

Low effort troll post.

Fuck, I’ve always wanted to eat human meat anyway. I’d kill for a sample like this. I don’t care about morals here. I’m a vegetarian. I just want to know. If my buddy was like “ayy we’re eating Dan from accounting’s arm tonight” I’d be there with no questions asked. The police can sort it out.

Don’t listen to him. The spoiler tag is freedom my friend. Use it and use it well for whatever the fuck you want. Abuse it harder any time someone complains. “It felt mildly suggestive.” “Someones crotch was in frame.” “I get an erection when I see this picture and wanted people to be wary”

Yeah. If I were thinking fast that day this is the play.

I’d rather premium games didn’t take money from unrelated companies to modify their games in any way. Not unless they’re sharing the ad profits they’re making off me with me or using it to offset the price of the game for consumers. But I am violently anti-ad.

Rainy in Toronto. That’s all I can tell you for sure.

Look. I believe in what I call “rational evil” where you genuinely do good things (not fake it, as it will eventually come out like most fraud) to keep the public’s good will and plan for the future. Oil will die hard because they will not adapt and change. Even for future profit. Coal giants could use all of that money to diversify and dip into renewable energy as it is obviously the future but they (mostly) don’t. What Mr. Beast is doing is fine as long as it promotes the right things and does some legitimate good. I’ll never really care for what he’s up to but I’ll support him if he’s promoting the things that are important and not acting fraudulent in the actions that make him look like a good guy. #teamtrees or whatever. Keep it up.

Three coins and a giant gun that shoots lasers later.

My stomach after Guinness number 7

I’ve been the butt of many a joke. Some even especially mean and personal. I also do the same to my own friends. This is something one of us would say to eachother and not expect to be especially painful. I don’t know, maybe I am just not too sensitive and don’t hang with a sensitive crowd but I feel like we tend to be emotionally supportive and apologetic if things go too far as well. Idk but this is pretty fucking tame as a meme.

Water makes me wet

And water is wet. Next.

What? This isn’t suggested or taught in any high school curriculum I know of. Not only that but it is technically true and most people who actually diet do more research than “starve yourself” because who is too lazy to do research but not too lazy to make a huge lifestyle change and constantly exert control over their purchasing/prep/eating habits? Decades for the body to recover? I mean, if you literally starve yourself to near death to the point where you cause organ damage you might never fully recover I guess, but seriously, nobody is doing that without already having severe issues beforehand. The overarching suggestion of “eat less calories if you want to be less fat” is effective and non-harmful advice as the majority of people who remain overweight tend to overeat. Which is unhealthy and can take decades for the human body to recover.

Would