Play as Warforged, problem solved. Additionally, you will eventually start emitting radiant damage yourself, an added bonus!

Thanks for all the great comments! Guess I’m going to look into brewing some Turkish coffee!

If you Tweet on Twitter I vote messages on X be called X-crements.

Obviously it is X Twitter now to the general populace.

I don’t have a helpful answer, I’m just commenting so I can find out if anyone else does…

I’m trying to think how I could say this to my coworker, without them mis-understanding and thinking I’m threatening them…

What I found helpful was saying out loud “I locked the car” while doing it.