This plan is going down for sure.
The details of my life are quite inconsequential… very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
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Taking shit seriously around here
NOFX - Punk in Drublic
2·3 months agoThey destroyed Fitbit. It was just to kill competitors. I’ve had so many issues with Google hardware it’s insane.
It’s like when you stop hanging out with your girlfriend in hopes she breaks up with you. Technically you didn’t break up with her.
4·3 months agoEAT RECYCLED FOOD
- Judge Dread Ref
431·4 months agoAs somebody with experience being on tour and playing shows every night and having a mic in front of you. Maybe a little toasted on stage as well. You tend to say things that you normally wouldn’t. High energy, adrenaline, trying to keep the crowd entertained and think on your toes. You can say things right as they come to you without full consideration.
I can hear the theme song
436·4 months agoLove them. There are tons on unnecessary things we do.
This looks like an image from a dream I can’t remember
That’s how you get to the dead world in bettleguise
Grab your pitchforks gang. OP is selling us snake oil posts!!!
39·4 months agoSo, now there is room for the president to be a dictator if they want to. Nothing to stop them. Trump has been poison for our country since 2016.
Holy shit this isn’t right. Perfect for dictatorship.
6·4 months ago“Bro, do you wanna throw down or what?!”
[Proceeds to shit pants]
I’m trying really hard to keep the faith in my fellow Americans. This really makes it hard. 😩
I feel represented.
We read the backs of shampoo bottles.