Just live in a loud environment! Oh god I wish I could know silence again. Nothing like going out into nature and you hear a ringing the whole time
Just live in a loud environment! Oh god I wish I could know silence again. Nothing like going out into nature and you hear a ringing the whole time
He would have been evicted from his dad’s properties
Getting shot for the crime of someone else jumping a turnstile, classic
I’m guessing that they are moving to 5 days in office. My wife works for an Amazon subsidiary and that’s what they have to do now. They were on 3 days before
All of my brothers in arms are now the mindless undead, bound to their armor… help?
Oops I did it again
Tony hawk pro tax accountant
I was wrong, and happy to be so now.
This better not be a legal alien
I don’t want to nap
The joke is too old for him
Doors and corners kid
Not if it’s plugged into a peripheral hub
The 90s called, they want their dog whistle back
He’s the fresh faced ingenue mogul, new to the the social media scene
Le enlightened apolitical centrist
Off to reclaim the Tears of All Oceans
I’m so hungry I could eat a whale!
Not having adhd so I could make a better use of time, for family, relaxation, chores, career advancement. So I didn’t have to lean on my wife’s emotional intelligence and knack for planning so much, and so I would be better at maintaining relationships with those who aren’t in my immediate vicinity