Elon. It’s me, Ashley St. Claire. I have no other means of contacting you so I bought PoE2 early access. Please pay your child support. Thank you Elon
I died
Notice that despite the awesome trolling, it wasn’t until someone called him dumb and ugly that it elicited a response from him. Calling him out for being a piece of shit doesn’t work, denigrating the attributes he built a superiority complex on…ohhh fuck yeah that shit burns him real good.
The richest guy in the world, and he is so horny for any love and respect that the smell of desperation fills any room he is in. You can even see it anytime he makes a media appearance. The guy actually exudes a breath-taking level of anti-charisma. He’s truly revolting to anyone who sees him.
All that money, and he has to rent wombs to manufature his DNA Storage Units/ Organ Donors/ Human Shields because no woman will go near him. Ive heard his dick doesn’t work anyway, due to a botched wiener enlargement surgery.
So he thinks the gamers are his peeps, and they’ll love him, right? Nah, all those great toys, and still none of the neighborhood kids want to play with him, because he’s so fucking wierd.
It makes me so happy to see him demonstrating in real time, the old saying “Money can’t buy happiness.”
Well if it was just that he was weird he could probably find a real friend or two. Hell I know a ton of just god awful people who still have folks who wanna hang with them.
It’s that there’s no mutual benefit to knowing or liking him at all. Even your typical maga shitdick has friends who like them but Muskrats only here for clout and that’s the kinda guy who turns on you for a quick part on the back from someone who hasn’t told them theyre special today.
True, and I actually like, and even prefer, people that others think are weird. Weird can be really fun and entertaining.
But this is a different kind of weird, its Creepy Weird. Like you just know this guy has some incredibly shocking and revolting kinks, beyond your wildest imagination.
Well we 100% know he has daddy issues at the very least
Correction: Elon musk tries to prove his gaming skills and then Rage Quits after dying to the Tutorial Boss.
The bullying was a side piece.
With that many kids, I’d assume side pieces are part of his SOP
It’s gonna be crazy when the American people cut his head off live on Twitch.
TRUMP BEING GADAFFI’D!!!
LIVE!!!
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Screw that, pirate bay here I come!
This would absolutely be on brand. But I missed the good part due to the commercial break.
That reminds me, I have to sharpen my guillotine.
This should happen to him everywhere he goes for the rest of his days
its almost as if he forgot what gamers are. bitch behind a keyboard forgot that other people can be bitches behind keyboards too.
He thought all gamers consisted of gamergate incels.
In the age of information take-downs by the Fanta Menace’s Nazi regime, make sure to archive this and mirror it to Peertube and Archive.org.
YouTube link (for now, it will probably disappear in the next 48 hours): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDJaymU2hfw
You can also find this on Archive.org. I won’t put the link here to help protect it from takedowns. If you have the capacity to do so, seed the torrent. Don’t let the world forget of this hilarious clown-show.
And remember - you probably feel empathy witnessing someone get bullied like this. But don’t forget what this James Bond villain is responsible for, the havoc he has caused, and the millions of lives he has disrupted. Harden your heart because these facists will NEVER change. Cyberdump man-baby emerald mine fascist Nazi jumping Tesla man deserves to get cyberbullied, and at points in the video he looks like he is going to cry; those are Crocodile Tears. He’ll hide the pain with his hundreds of billions of dollars, memes, and ketamine while sitting in his ivory tower resting his feet on Trump’s back.
Bullying a bully isn’t bullying.
I really believe that too, that those are just crocodile tears. Whatever he perceives as anguish is something we would call an entirely different emotion.
i doubt it’ll disappear honestly, youtube is ironically one of the better platforms regarding moderation. They tend to leave a lot of controversial stuff up, even if it’s pretty bad. It’s only the really bad shit they take down.
It’s the Find Out stage that follows his Fuck Around rather than any sort of him being bullied.
When extremely wealthy and powerful people knowingly ruining the lives of tens, hundreds of thousands or even millions, them getting some well deserved opprobrium from everybody else, that’s Fair Consequences, not bullying.
I mean, I wouldn’t call it fair. They said some really nasty things but I think for it to be fair, we would have to get a guillotine involved.
Yeah, I think you’re right.
I doubt if he knows just how much well-deserved hatred he has accumulated. It’s like a thunderstorm and he’s on a high hill licking a flagpole. That’s going to be a lot more extreme than some shit talk in a gamer forum.
Imagine if we could piss him off hard enough to seppuku on stream about it.
It would be such a glorious story for history.
That’d be some must-see content.
I would want stickers if it. That kind you can tilt back and forth for a short animation.
Just drink that satisfaction and joy right from the air.
This is exactly what flip books were designed for.
Yeah, that’s another form factor for it.
But a sticker or magnet version of it means it can be stuck on cars, lamp posts, walls, fridges, etc. I haven’t put anything at all on my car since about 2004. But I would have at least one of these on all sides
It’s a victimless crime. Even his family hates him. The only people not begging for him to die are the totally out to lunch conservatives who aren’t plugged in beyond “vote R guy blue person bad”, and the other rich people.
And both sets of people I hate, so I really don’t care even if they get literal, actual trauma from it. I would gladly traumatize both of those sets. Forget trying to get them to be woke, I want them to live shook. Up to and including total mental shutdown.
Note: I’m aware that I’m crazy overestimating what this is capable of. But it’s intentional for expression’s sake.
A recommended article on the page:
Streamer Slams ‘F***ing Loser’ Musk: ‘Imma Have Grimes on’: ‘BATTLE OF THE NERDS’
Sorry, what has Elon done to deserve any amount of nerd cred?
Oh he’s a nerd for sure, just one whose ego outsizes his nerdyness by far.
He’s considered an average self-taught programmer by skill, but started fairly early because of his interest in computers. There’s also no way he started SpaceX purely for profit, he had to actually be very interested in space because it was a money pit for a looong time.
I think he went from wanting to make the world a better, more efficient place via tech in the 90s and early 00s, to having a savior complex where he thinks he’s the smartest man to ever have existed, and only he can save the entire world. His goals required him to make a lot of money, and the very same money completely changed him.
That’s not to say he wasn’t always an asshole with a superiority complex, it’s just that there quite likely was more to him than just the pursuit of money and power… But having plenty of both silenced any actual human part of his personality.
The only way to save elon musk is to tax him out of his fortune
a tale as old as civilization
Ketamine.
He heard nerd cred was a thing, and bought the factory where they make it. Now, he’s the creddiest nerd to ever dork.
Eventually, he vanished when his WiFi connection abruptly cut out and ended the stream, which he later deleted from X
The whole thing was a stunt to promote Starlink.
Poor promotion if his WiFi “drops”
Yup. Wasn’t even able to show off his product effectively.
What a little bitch.
I just checked Reddit to see if this headline was there, and I didn’t find it. At least not near the top anywhere. Isn’t that strange? /s
I saw it on r/watchpeopledieinside. I saved the video from the post. It was beautiful to see. The moment he broke down and claimed there was a lost connection was when “YOU HAVE NO REAL FRIENDS AND YOU’LL DIE ALONE” entered the chat. Use YouTube to watch it.
Oops lost connection…bull shit cake boy
All the gamers in the reddit comments were flaming him for sucking at the game too 🤣
Make comedy legal again.Well Elmo that was fucking hilarious.
If rage quitting is not another gamer classic traditional activity, I don’t know what is LMAO 🤣
