“What’s five hundred million times zero? AND DON’T SAY IT’S ZERO!”

Are you seriously suggesting we try learning from the past?!?

A WITCH! BURN THEM!

“LOOK AT ME CORPORATE DADDY! I STILL LOVE YOU! YOU CAN STEP ON THIS SNEK!”

-finitebanjo

You’re all over this thread, deepthroating the proverbial boot. Keep it up, but just know that no matter how much you lick and love that little foot glove, it won’t love you back.

“Hey Ross, when you were yelling ‘piv-AT piv-AT,’ what did you mean?”

“Taylor Hanson is a boy?!? OH GAWD…!”

Ark is a masterclass on how to make a video game that’s actively hostile towards its user base.

As a nearly decades long veteran of Ark, I’m beyond familiar with characters that look like an amalgamation of Jabba the Hutt and a russet potato.

I’ve seen it said that people create three types of characters in online character creation: first is just themselves. We’ve all done it. Second is a celebrity or character from an IP. Think of all the Shreks, Peter Griffins and Samuel Jackson’s that were being shared when baldurs gate 3 came out. Third is an unholy monstrosity that’s just every slider at the extremes.

Fuckin’ A.

I think it was Jack on Roster Teeth that said it best…

Everyone made their online character for GTAOnline as basically themselves, except Jack, he made a female character. They all start ripping on him and he hits them with “if I’m gonna be staring at an ass for the next 500 hours, i want it to be a girl’s ass.” I think Gavin even asked if it was too late to switch.

ETA: girls run faster in GTA, so it’s the better choice by any metric.

I ask “why” every time I’m reminded Imagine Dragons exist, too.

Hey Luxembourg, you broke it, you bought it! She’s YOUR fucking problem now! AHAHAHA!

scene

No? Still in this timeline? …fuck.

Full-on mask off, now. Owner class protecting owner class, nothing to see here. These aren’t the droids you’re looking for. Move along.

Yes, it is.

I used to think it was just a movie that happened during Christmas, but it wasn’t a Christmas movie. I changed my mind when it was pointed out that the movie wouldn’t have happened if it wasn’t Christmas. He was visiting his family for Christmas. It’s not a typical Christmas movie, but it is a Christmas movie.

My $.02

“I love the uneducated!”

Use it to fill the holes in your canoe?

14 million is 4% of 345 million (~American population.) Yes, 96% of America thought he wasn’t gonna run again.

Did Putin tell Moscow Mitch to say that? Was it Monsanto? Or, did he have his own thought for once?

Add in hysterical, blood-vessel-throbbing shrieks at the person in front, and you’ve just described my mom’s driving. It’s terrifying to ride anywhere with her.