• IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    23 days ago

    Levels of Evil

    Level I - burn kittens and watch them suffer
    Level II - build a space weapon so massive it blows up planets
    Level III - micromanage your minions and review security footage

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      23 days ago

      Imagine standing around during guard duty and Darth Vader calls up saying if you have time to lean you have time to clean.

      • Zombiepirate@lemmy.world
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        23 days ago

        Let’s touch base on this at a later date and see if we can really drill down and get our ducks in a row. I don’t have the bandwidth right now, so we’ll circle back now that it’s on my radar.

        /mechanical breathing

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        22 days ago

        There was an old YouTube series about this called Chad Vader: Day Shift Manager