The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 个月前Jennifer Lawrencelemmy.worldimagemessage-square42fedilinkarrow-up1749arrow-down128
arrow-up1721arrow-down1imageJennifer Lawrencelemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 个月前message-square42fedilink
minus-squarepuppy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up57arrow-down1·7 个月前Wait that’s not Jennifer Lawrence, that’s Iron Chancellor Otto Von Bismarck who united the German states under Prussian rule.
minus-squareMxM111@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up6·7 个月前Yes, but did you actually say that? Like aloud?
minus-squaresteal_your_face@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 个月前I heard if you say it 3 times with the lights off while staring into a mirror he’ll appear behind you.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·7 个月前I’d try that, but what do you feed a 19th century Prussian chancellor? I just don’t think I have the resources to properly care for such a creature 🤷
minus-squareFlughoernchen@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 个月前What you need is a few good taters. Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-27 个月前Give it to us raw and wriggling. You keep nasty chips!* *The statements of Gollum do not reflect the opinions of Viking_Hippie who, if anything, likes chips far too much.
minus-squarejobby@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 个月前I still find it curious how a South American tuber ends up in a pseudo-medieval alternate European magical land.
Wait that’s not Jennifer Lawrence, that’s Iron Chancellor Otto Von Bismarck who united the German states under Prussian rule.
Yes, but did you actually say that? Like aloud?
I did now.
I heard if you say it 3 times with the lights off while staring into a mirror he’ll appear behind you.
I’d try that, but what do you feed a 19th century Prussian chancellor? I just don’t think I have the resources to properly care for such a creature 🤷
What you need is a few good taters. Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.
Give it to us raw and wriggling. You keep nasty chips!*
*The statements of Gollum do not reflect the opinions of Viking_Hippie who, if anything, likes chips far too much.
I still find it curious how a South American tuber ends up in a pseudo-medieval alternate European magical land.
I dare you to try it!