It’s been said before, and I’ll say it again: these posts are awesome, I love the thought and effort put into it. Even if nothing within the article sparks my particular interest, the format is so fun and well-made that I happily read it, like some sort of article reading enjoyer of enjoyable articles of sorts

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Or poops

I hate it when I poop all over my ball flaps

Hahaha clever meme this is very funny like what an excellent anime capture, what anime would you even watch to get such a funny still, like what episode at which minute would you even be able to watch this scene haha

Gift me 1 million dollars

He died for our CinemaSins

(ding)

Ah, the sound of trapped gases escaping the body

I found this link if it helps, but can make for no guarantee of its veracity, or otherwise true true making of word writer

Ceremorphosis, eh?

Don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax unzips “sir please leave”

ಠ_ಠ

my face when

Good god man think of the fruitarians

Quench thyself with water, for thine lips are cracked and parched. Do not lick thine lips, ye ass who possesseth dry and cracked lips, with thine tongue belonging to such a dry and cracked lip-having egg!

That hook has the strength of twenty smaller hooks of 1/20th strength

Ah shit I fumbled the quote

Does this look like a man who had… ALL he could eat?

but like what if we really hated other people based on superficial traits and stuff? That could be kinda cool

Fun fact, when bugs do this, it’s called conglobating

Have you tried flinging your own feces

I find it to be… flings a type 3

Ya almost got me dawg

I recommend you start BloominOnions @ federation of your choice (or something, I don’t really know how any of this stuff works)