There is no T in Swiffer. It’s SWIFFER!

You would think. But it keeps happening. Maybe this will be the final straw?

he’s going to lose everything.

He’s going to send out a new round of “save our country” money-raising emails and every one of his cult members are basically going to bail his ass out of this again.

Thanks for the write up, I guess I am just approaching this wrong. I figured the checklist of quests would actually lead me to the stuff you listed.

WTF are you saying? That I confused this game for another game? Did all the advertisements for this game not show a ton of action and then just feed me tons of story instead? I understand that there is going to be dialogue and story in this game but right now the ratio of talking to action is like 90/10. I didn’t expect to be playing a football game instead of a shooter or something like your flawed comment leads on.

I’m not complaining that a funeral quest has a lot of talking, I’m complaining that my vehicle is taken away when I’m trying to go do more pew pew quests and the quest to get another vehicle involves more talking.

See, I was going to do that. I heard act 1 was narrative heavy and to just get through it for the game to open up. Immediately after finishing it, I get in my car and the a.i. taxi service wrecks my car and gives me another quest to do to get it back. Find out after finishing the quest I have to wait for the car to be repaired, so I find online about the quest to get Jackie’s motorcycle, but that leads to the funeral quest with even more talking! Maybe that’s the break point and after I could finally go off and do my own thing but I just got frustrated and quit.

Damn, that’s a low-effort meme

How does an elected official think they can do that and not get caught?

She’s a Republican. They think they can get away with anything.

I have never laughed harder in my life than to this scene: https://youtu.be/VdLq68m2G_o?si=_DS1WZp8GPjrn7dL