Just a little bit of corruption, as a treat!

Gone in squidxty seconds.

We’re bringing back the shotgun weddings, boys!

Might I suggest that it is actually the typical standard condoms available out there that are the problem and not the concept of a condom itself? I have had similar experiences to you, but I decided to try getting a custom fit condom from ONE Condoms. Turns out the standard sizes were just too small and getting an appropriately sized condom improved the experience of using one significantly. I know this is sounding like an ad for ONE Condoms, but maybe it will get some folks to reconsider using protection.

“When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why they are poor, they call me a communist.”

Every accusation is a confession.

Excellent! I – I mean, too bad.

It’s got what the environment craves!

Producer Guy: “Sounds like destroying a democracy from the inside is going to be incredibly difficult.” Writer Guy: “Actually it’s gonna be super easy. Barely an inconvenience.” Producer Guy: “Oh, really!” Writer Guy: holds up a suitcase full of money

Well, shit.

That ad campaign pissed me off so much. I was even more disappointed when the people here fell for it. I thought we were smarter than those damn companies, but no.

Republicans: there’s never any money to help people, but there’s always money for racism.

Miscommunication and mismatched expectations. Wish I had brought it up earlier.

Thanks, friend.

I fucked up with a woman I really like, so, I did :'(

McCaul: “Are… are WE the swamp?”

It’s got some uncanny valley flaws to it, like a poorly trained AI model.

Never negotiate with terrorists.

But do they have the ability to war? 🤔

I haven’t seen those old movies in years 👴