Woof, I thought that was Canadian Elon musk.

Which is just Elon musk.

“It contains potassium benzoate.”

“…”

“That’s bad.”

“Can I go now?”

Bwahahaha. What a crybaby. Wasted $25,000,000, did we, felon?

“Uhm, how dare they, you know, stick to principles and long term self-interest when, you know, how dare they threaten me with money?! Go fuck yourselves!”

Oh no how unfortunate.

Ramen.

So, what about Russia’s foreign agent registration laws? Paranoia and intellectual inferiority?

I’m sure Tesla stock being up 4% today makes up for the $25,000,000 he wasted on this.

Oh wow, who would’ve guessed Russia was negotiating in bad faith?

Not fast enough.

Future head of DoJ.

Thanks, O’Biden.

Glad we are holding one of the most progressive senators to account.

And a distressing number of tankies in many prominent instances.