If I’m ever on life support, I want you to unplug me.

Then plug me back in because sometimes that works.

Are there any apps that have swiping between posts?

Oh! I didn’t know about the number!

Here’s a list from the creator. I’m not sure if they’re all always there:

"Here is the semi-official list of symbols, more or less in order of frequency of use: eyeball, piece of pie, alien, dynamite, K2, upside-down bird, bunny head, crown, single shoe, arrow in the back.

They began in 1996 when I decided out of boredom to draw a little bird sitting on a shelf where it didn’t really belong"

Did you know that every Bizarro comic has a hidden eyeball (bottom right), alien (top right) and piece of pie (can’t find it in this one)?

BEES?

And always disconnect while you’re in the middle of speaking.

HEAD!

You can always tell a Milford man.

You know the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

Porcupines have the pricks on the outside.

Do an image search for “coughing”. Ghost porn for days.

Very wild

Empty a can of corned beef hash into the toilet and squirt ketchup over it and then don’t flush.

He will just to be a martyr and bask in it.

Plus the mug shot will be plastered all over his campaign as a badge of pride and people will buy tons of merch with it.

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Is the floor open for questions?

If I’m a tester, plugging cables in and out all day, I’ll rip that boot off first thing.

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