Wenn niemand zu Fuß geht, können auch keine Fußgänger im Straßenverkehr sterben. Tippt sich an die Stirn

- Die CSU. Oder so.

Yup! Same here. Once I’ve got everything set up, it has been running smoothly and without any issues for more than 5 years in my case. It’s literally the most reliable system I’ve ever set up, but I understand that the entry hurdle is pretty high.

Right now, and that’s not even the case everywhere in the world. In many parts of Europe, the operational costs of heat pumps are already lower than those of gas furnaces.

I love Arch but I wouldn’t recommend it to anyone. In my eyes, the only way one should choose Arch is despite all warnings against it, because they feel confident enough to deal with all the problems they encounter.

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Außerdem kostet jedes verkaufte Deutschlandticket einen Arbeitsplatz in der Autoindustrie!!!

That one is used for linking users.

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Kotlin.

Take the good parts of Java.

Remove the bad parts of Java.

This encryption is so strong, not even the inventor can crack it!

Depends on the outside temperature.

If it’s warm outside, all my flat’s windows are open and for better airflow I leave all doors open, too.

If it’s cold outside, everything is closed to retain the heat in my bedroom.

+1 for sleep as android. Been using it for years by now.

No listening to music during breaks. If you were caught with headphones on you without even using them, you could face punishment.

Whole political parties would cease to exist if that came true.

To be fair, this one is more relevant now than it was 20 years ago, with watches and pens being IP capable nowadays.

And meanwhile a sizeable portion of the people is yelling that the zombie apocalypse is actually a good thing.

I’m still not sure whether I’m excited or afraid about the rumours of Threads joining the Fediverse.

Krapfen 👍🏽

My colleagues and I joke around that SAP stands for Sadness and Pain.

I believe the amount of hate and mockery Javascript receives is heavily skewed, simply because almost every programmer who is active today has at least some experience with the language, and with more users there are also more people capable of complaining about it.

I work with languages that are much worse than Javascript, yet they don’t receive nearly as much hate because hardly anyone uses them.

One that comes into my mind is ABAP:

Relevant Futurama scene: https://youtu.be/O4RLOo6bchU