No points for photo radar tickets

You don’t know me. McDonald’s fucked up my nuggets order this morning so now I’m a man without anything to live for

We should be talking about the average person being able to win >50% of the time, not the ideal human who wins on an off-chance.

Personally, I’m guessing I’d be somewhere in the range of a medium sized calf

Oh that’s what the gypsy woman meant

He just buys the pole like ones and installs them wherever he wants parking.

Fucking genius. I 100% believe it would work and that nobody would ever even question it as long as you threw on a high vis vest while installing them

This is the real insidious thing about internet enshittification. It’s run by publicly traded corporations so it’s not enough just to squeeze every possible dollar out of your customers, you have to keep ramping up the squeeze. Even once you’re bringing in billions and billions of pure profit with a product that everyone loves, you have an actual legal duty to your shareholders to make it worse in an effort to try to grow the profit even more

That still wouldn’t prove that the neural processes that make real people intelligent and sentient are fundamentally different what an LLM program does. For all we know, the human brain could just be a learning model running on a meat machine with a huge context window and enough processing power for emergent sentience

not any worse

I know this is america but could we maybe, just this once, try to measure things better?

shits themselves dehydrated

You have a real way with words. Definitely stealing this one

Truckers absolutely do not have to piss and shit while driving, and they especially do not have to throw their piss jugs out the window. They’re just disgusting people, truly the smegma of society.

Source: worked as a trucker for years

The Competition Bureau approved the Sun Media purchase in light of the Tervita ruling, as Postmedia had pointed to the efficiencies it expected to gain from layoffs

Unbelievable that this shit has been considered a legal trump card for the last 40+ years. We truly do live in a clown world.

“Somewhat reasonable”

The biggest housing bubble of all time isn’t world news?