The ones he thinks Tim Walz replaced with tampon dispensers
The ones he thinks Tim Walz replaced with tampon dispensers
“Lying about our prices on the menu keeps the prices on the menu lower!”
The Trump campaign is a conspiracy by Big Deep End to sell more deep end!
“If the shoreline fits”
He would know, he’s a genius himself!
So, after he flees to Argentina?
Walz is what I imagine my parents would be like if my parents had actually believed the moral lessons they taught me as a kid
I’ve never paid attention to the Olympics. What’s terrible about it this year?
Just not that one
I’m 42, vaxxed, and what passes for reasonably healthy in the US (which is to say, all kinds of fucked but still technically able to work). I had covid this week and at the peak I actually needed help standing up after kneeling to rummage through a drawer.
If the case reaches the Supreme Court it’ll be “en mountebanc”
Phineas, are you guys building a reactor in the back yard?
His brain got smart but his head got dumb
Aww that’s a lot less silly and therefore less fun (still pretty silly though I guess)
This tells me the explosives they found in Crooks’ vehicle were hidden in tennis balls
If Lovecraft were alive today one of his stories would start with this line.