It is buck wild that these networks can generate shitty English by sight alone. These aren’t the robots that scanned all the books in the library. This is purely visual.

Thumbnail looks like a horny cacodemon.

“Why do you want that?”

Incorrect. Next.

Given typical inflatable-pool marketing, that ice bath is two feet wide.

One bed, half bath.

Nonprofit gacha. That’s a new one.

Still no.

Because that sounds like what you want to hear, and if I say it, you will give me your money.

Name eating thingy, SCP-5300… ish. Reclassified a few times as prior efforts were misplaced. You’d swear they were right here. One of them had a good name, something-phage. Borderline antimemetic. Passed back and forth between departments, and never really lost, but not exactly pinned-down to the foundation’s typical standards. Rated safe - just kind of a pain in the ass. Mostly harmless.

Most soaps wish they could be as melodramatic as the rugby baby scene.

Nothing inside a video game should cost real money.

The difference between this abusive horseshit and any cheaper example is quantitative - not qualitative.

I’d argue Unity’s implosion was wholly evitable. All they had to do was announce, going forward, there would be different licensing. Big new version six months from now? Hey guess what, we’ll do things differently from then on, so make your preparations accordingly. But no - they fucked over existing projects. They tried to retroactively interfere with the business decisions of games that were years into development.

Oracle only gets away with that shit because they’re an eight-ton gorilla. And people still desperately look for the exits every time Larry Ellison announces a relicensing scheme based on how many computers you can think of.

Cutie.

Because that’s how it’s fucking spelled.

“Why does YAML suck?” is a question. “Why YAML sucks” is an explanation.

See also “ancient stone tool.”

Qt? They insist it’s “cute,” which, no.

Godot? Don’t care.

https://r33b.net/

No amount of precedent will get me to stop pronouncing it G’doh.

This isn’t a Qt situation where the people who named it are objectively wrong about how those letters should get said. I just do not like any of the other options.

Evasion tactics! Nobody’s favorite.

Gin and hubris tell me the leading defense will be other drones. Defense still has the range advantage: assholes come to you. You can easily make faster and lighter drones than whatever’s targeting you, and if nothing else, punish attacks with loss of materiel. Which doesn’t even require blowing up your zippy little drone, if the enemy’s rotors can be fucked by anything more substantial than Silly String.

Honk.