So let’s not invent a shield that can stop any fast incoming forces using arcane physical effects… Heard that turns out badly

Zero-cost abstractions!

My aunt has gay nazi neighbors, they are real.

To expand on this: mutations between generations happen exactly there, between generations. So the parents of the “first” chicken (if you draw the line somewhere on the evolutionary scale) were not chicken; the egg however was a chicken egg, as it contained a chicken.

Small niche subs are the only reason I’m still using reddit. Not the main subs, again bots are the problem, but small niches are unfortunately slow to migrate to an entirely new platform because it’s not guaranteed that the community comes with it (unlike large generic subs like memes, which has a very general audience)

Why did I have to scroll down so far for le hidden gem?

Sure they are different, but if somehow someone finds out just one password of yours, all others are broken too, right?

This looks like an early internet “hey look at my cool blog” page

C: What if everything was an integer?

C++: What if everything was an integer but we pretend like we’re better than that?