I’m pretty sure that the fox in fox news actually comes from a mispronunciation of the word faux. Faux news.
I’m pretty sure that the fox in fox news actually comes from a mispronunciation of the word faux. Faux news.
American Jesus
(noun)
pronounced Jee-bus
When I was younger, I used to throw grasshoppers into pens full of baby chicks where they would tear the grasshoppers limb from limb. Also, rats used to live in the henhouse but they don’t anymore because the hens killed all the rats.
I was about to say golf courses, but then I realized that people actually use golf courses to play golf, which is more then the average lawn is used for.
“The bomb partially detonated, resulting in some minor fire damage”
Apparently he isn’t very good at being a terrorist. It didn’t even manage to knock down the door and I can’t even see any damage in the picture.
I don’t understand why so many businesses are against remote work. If I was a CEO and was told that there was a way to decrease expenditures on rent and increase employee morale I would be asking “how fast can we switch?”, not pushing back against it.
You joke, but many modern trucks/SUVs have worst visibility then a M1 abrams.
Positive adjective, rual noun
Cold beer
Warm night
Red pick-up
and something about hunting or fishing thrown in there and you now have a modern country song
I petted an opossum once, it was playing dead therefore safe to touch.
Not sure if this counts, but on my install of nobara whenever I hover over an icon in the home bar it relocates to the bottom left corner of the screen, leaving an empty space. I can still interact with apps by clicking on the empty space where the icon used to be so it doesn’t brick my home bar, it’s just really annoying.
If your hot-dog tastes
Like a piece of wood
Who’re you gonna call?
GHOST MUSTARD!
Art of the meal
Um acktsually you could manipulate the keyboard with a low-powered pellet gun
My parents pay like 40 dollars per month for 1Mb down and like .2 Mb up
One second, let me try to recreate Ron “I lost a presidential bid to an orangutan” Desantis’s thought process:
Inhale
WE HAVE TO BAN FAKE MEAT BECAUSE ITS MADE BY LIBERAL WOKE COMMUNIST SCIENTISTS THAT WILL LACE IT WITH TRANSGENDERISM AND TURN OUR KIDS GAY OUR REAL AMERICAN KIDS SHOULD ONLY EAT REAL AMERICAN MEAT
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go disinfect my mouth
Republicans try to increase birth rates, but end up blocking IVF instead:
“It hurt itself in its confusion stupidity!”
I can absolutely see someone with androgen insensitivity syndrome (female with XY chromosomes) getting thrown in jail for this.
I saw one of those with TWO cab extensions yesterday, there was like 2 feet of bed and the rest was just all cab. I cannot wrap my head around the thought process of whoever built that piece of shit.
For reference, a mature colony of honey bees usually numbers around 40,000. That’s 1.5 colonies of bees.