Looks like meat’s off the menu boys, but we’ve got this suspicious looking pizza

Can I interest you in our lord and saviour, carnivorous plants?

Is Dr Patches’ degree medical or academic?

If the mouth is closed then crocs have their teeth poking out, gators don’t. If the mouth is open then consider running away.

Even these lads can tell this isn’t a car

You’ve not been to my local then?

Look at big lad OP here having sex every two years!

The SNP master plan!

Repeat with exponential growth, starting asking everyone you know if they want any spiderlings

Hello, yes, this is dog

Do you guys not just put your hand luggage under the seat?

Cool people link the relevant xkcd

Hardly aged like milk Bernie, you sounded as mad now as you did then!

Count in binary up to 1023 on your hands you filthy casual

Don’t feed the troll, they won’t read your answer!

Mechanically it still is

Don’t need to hire proofreaders when people buy the books and post their own interpretations anyway!

I know whatever environment I run my shell script in has sh, I can’t rely on (the right version of) python being there.

Careful, that attitude is how we ended up with this infestation of JavaScript!

This sort of nonsense right here is why infosec people warn about having physical access to machines