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i have found it entertaining that every third post or so is auf deutsch,

DON’T donate plasma if you’re broke, or malnourished, or alcoholic. especially if you drink alcohol on a regular basis.

voting blue because that’s the only option — what? why? how did this happen?

sure but one of them funded the cloning of a wild mastodon, which will be introduced to the cage when they are both sitting in their corners, furiously masturbating or typing on their phones, not sure which