Yeah, and we can’t give them that because trousers are a zero-sum game and if women wear trousers, then there won’t be enough trousers to go around!

/s

Anything sensitive is encrypted and I never decrypt it while running windows.

I bought Sea of Thieves about 5 years ago. Recently, they added kernal-level anticheat (which does precisely fuck-all to actually stop cheating). While that is annoying, I’m not particularly worried because the studio that makes that game is owned by Microsoft, and like all Microsoft products, it was banished to my windows partition with the rest of the spyware.

I call him the cheeto, or CHEAT-O.

Illinois Nazis

Illinoizis?

I came across a video on youtube from a major pro-business media outlet calling road diets a ‘socialist ideal’ and saying that the ‘liberals are trying to take away our cars’. The comments were equally unhinged.

Because the gun nuts usually know enough about how firearms work to just make their own guns.

Yeah that would probably work

No, there’s already enough junk floating around up there.

Musk probably hit it with his signature offensive odor

Its the sequel to Warframe: 1999, Warframe: North Korea.

And then they lose the hive anyway due to CCD or some nutrient deficiency that results from only consuming almond nectar.

Actually if bees don’t like the hive you put them in, they absolutely will leave. I haven’t had happen to me personally but I have heard of it happening to others; you put the package in and come back to find that 200$+ worth of bees just upped and flew away.

a cellar full of tactical mil spec fishing poles

Given how often my fishing poles seem to break with only light use, that’s not entirely unreasonable.

We need to start using this game as a unit to measure mismanagement.

“In total, the project cost us approximately .51 Star Citizens.”

Bloody hell, I spent a little over two dollars buying Elite: Dangerous (a similar space game) when it was on sale about five years ago and haven’t spent any more money on it since. I can’t even comprehend spending 10,000 dollars on an incomplete game.

Just last week I was almost run over by a silver honda civic while trying to use the crosswalk, said civic driver proceeded to honk and and yell at me for being in the way. Somehow, that’s the second time I’ve almost been almost run over and then honked at by someone in a silver honda civic.

To be fair its marketed as full self driving, not full self no crashing

He’s a single-celled organism and I live in fear that one day he’ll divide by mitosis and then we’ll have two of him

Can confirm, I repeatedly got the shit kicked out of me by a really aggressive rooster when I was like 10