I might be missing the joke, but Bartender is actually a real program for managing barcode readers!

Was just coming here to say it lmao

Source: It was revealed to me in a dream.

I was just coming to say this, thanks!

Hmmm, still no apple… Better stare a little longer, just to make sure I’m not gay.

Real talk, if even Steam is Chromium-based, how can I escape? Is there a non- or less-evil, but similar launcher? I’m trying to shift away, but it’s really difficult since everyone I know uses at least one, usually many of those programs.

Oof, you’re right! My bad

Cagey war veteran forms a militia and starts recruiting troops at banana-point.

Yo, YO, IS THAT SOMA?!

Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

They forgot to feed him enough poor people this week.