No dress rehearsal today, it’s the stage manager’s nap time, go practice your lines for a few hours.
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Cake day: July 19th, 2024
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Bless you for sharing this.
Young kitty, you don’t get to look at me like that until you pay rent and buy groceries.
221·7 days agoWhy is anyone still listening to this man enough for this to make it to a headline?
6·7 days agoThe problem is slowing it down to any speed that would end up with it dropping into the sun is going to take more effort and be more difficult than firing it out of the solar system. It isn’t practical.
Five bucks says she was only a contractor or she’d still be taking advantage of the fact that federal employees are notoriously difficult to get rid of - even (especially) if they’re shit at their job.
Poor bird. That imprint is almost cartoonish, lol. Glad the lil dude’s going to be ok, though.
On an unrelated note, “factoids” are things commonly believed to be true, but actually aren’t. I guess you could say factoids are factoids!
6·8 days agoSounds like a storage medium to add to the Hard drives we don’t want or need list.
2·8 days agoTrue. I’d wager a decent chunk of that urban sprawl is due to our massive parking lots.
Us Americans can’t seem to get the hang of a simple roundabout, so we’ve got that super efficient stop-and-go traffic.
2·9 days agoMawwiage is what bwings us togevah today.
One of my favorite movies that I’ll probably never watch again. The Kronos Quartet did an awesome job with the soundtrack.
3·14 days agoYou are not putting me in that tacky ass Velcro wallet on a chain…
Yeah, it’s not really that much, but it’s precisely for that reason that I know after paying for my own necessities, I can’t afford mini-mes. And let’s not even get started on the emotional baggage I picked up in childhood that keeps me convinced to this day it’s best to just not perpetuate a negative cycle my family seems stuck in.
How I do love that sweet, sweet expendable income.
How’d the professor like it? Sounds like an interesting topic, I’d hope it was a good grade.
1·16 days agoThe bronzer has likely seeped in and turned all the organs a disgusting orangish-brown.
For what these doomsday prepers spend to compensate for their small manhood, they could easily pay for multiple sessions of therapy, even in the US.
Well now they’re gonna know!