Hey it still counts.

Then I would be hard all the time in more ways than one.

Optimus can do whatever he wants since he’s technically a machine.

You sick bastard.

If you want a couple extra inches in you I believe I can be of service.

Baba Slaga sounds like a banger. In more ways than one.

Based on reading the wikipedia page movement in a submersible was exactly that problem they (successfully) solved with this testing platform.

“G’day mate!” “Hey hoosier!”

Oh God please let them drug test him sooner rather than later…

Is Natalie Portman single? Follow up: Does Natalie Portman have low standards? I’ll have a couple dozen more depending on the search results of this one.

And some of us have been for over 3 years…

Now I want a buddy cop long lost brother style movie with the 2 of them…

True, it seems people don’t like it when you poke fun at such a serious subject, I suppose it’s because dark comedy is like food: not everyone gets it.

Pay the lady whatever she asks and make it sound COMPLETELY like her. Worth it.

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The kicker is normally the highest scoring player on the team, they really are weirdly underappreciated.

25 bah! As an older millennial allow me to say they peaked at Dragonball Z. YOU HEARD ME.

Here’s the thing tho, if it ACTUALLY met the N95 filtering standard, and looked cool as shit… I’d absolutely buy one.

I agree with some of what you said but not all of it. So I don’t agree, uh, all the way? One hundred percent? With the totality of your statement? There’s gotta be a better way to say that.

Look I know he’s had plenty of amazing roles, but I still have this weird feeling of seeing an actor I’ve loved for a long time being seen and loved by so many people for the first time. Like saying “I’m glad he’s finally getting his due” feels dismissive of his amazing work before now but that’s still how I feel.