Man, that is one haggard looking drag queen.

Sorry, I don’t follow. Can you share an example?

Meth, not even once.

If Idocracy is a documentary, what does that make Elysium? It seems like we are headed that way more and more.

I would argue humans are the only creatures capable of dark shit. Well, maybe dolphins too.

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There’s just no way to know! 🤷

Only if you’re a traitorous piece of shit

Where does gamma ray burst fit into this binary tree?

Up? That’s an option?

Was it a Boeing? Just take a bit of tape from the door.

idkfa iddqd

Does that mean I can start a super pac in those states to get him elected?

I want fucking buttons!

I can’t not read this in Ron Swanson’s voice.

It’s not even a good joke, if that’s what was intended.