• Fried_out_Kombi@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Chin up, king. At least we can sleep each night knowing we’ve done a long day of hard and honest work, unlike these lazy leech rentoids.

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      1 year ago

      Preach, brother! I hammered in five crooked nails, slapped primerless paint on a whole door, and only jacked the rent $250 this week. The plebs don’t know how good they have it.

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        1 year ago

        With rent spikes that low, you’re basically running a charity, and I bet you didn’t even hear a peep of gratitude from your ungrateful tenants. Raise those rents even higher bro, at least $100 for each nail you hammered. You deserve it for all that thankless toil.

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      1 year ago

      You’re right I’m gonna celebrate by raising the rent 50% again. Thanks bro.