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A tweet by Ivanka Trump @ivankatrump saying “I cannot believe that Theodore is eight months old today! Happy birthday little teddy bear!” with an admittedly cute picture of a child smiling. It has a reply from @blacknmild saying “this isn’t how birthdays work”

    • LandedGentry@lemmy.zip
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      19 hours ago

      I don’t like picking on young kids no matter who their parents are. That kid has a chance to break the cycle like any of us do.

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        14 hours ago

        “now remember, you have a chance to go against your family, be disowned, lose all your possessions and shortcuts in life, but do something positive in life”

        “I’ll weigh my options and give it some consideration”

        and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself

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        18 hours ago

        You’re missing my point. I would rather they’d not have bred. I’m not saying to harm or judge the kids as babies…

        I sense you’re one of those people who argues with people who prefer not to have children, telling them they’re lacking any purpose in life because they didn’t breed. Hope that’s wrong but this comment gives off similar vibes.

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          18 hours ago

          The fuck are you talking about? I don’t give a shit if people have kids or not. You don’t know the first thing about me. What a gross accusation. You’re gross and weird. How the hell could you possibly get that from “I don’t pick on infants”?

          Edit: for context since your big brain can infer so much with so little apparently

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            16 hours ago

            What I’m talking about is that you got butthurt about the innocuous thing I said, as though it were directed at a child when it very fucking obviously wasn’t

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              16 hours ago

              Oh someone here is definitely butthurt but it ain’t me. You’re just being gross and weird so I reacted accordingly.

              I appreciate the attempt to deflect from your outrageous accusation though.

          • reactionality@lemmy.sdf.org
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            18 hours ago

            So you’re fine calling others trolls after one comment but when that happens to you your feelings are hurt? How much of a crying snowflake can you be, idiot?

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          16 hours ago

          Yeah and let’s note that he’s clearly been on HGH, gender affirming care, since he was a teen.

          You can literally ask any AI if being 6’7" at his age (or any of his heights/ages following the years where they started HGH) is normal, and it will voluntarily tell you while it can possibly be normal, in general no, it’s a sign of excess growth hormone and the person should be screened for acromegaly or Marfan’s. Per Trump, Barron has no diseases (yes, he’s been asked about this before because his son is so tall), he is just that tall.

          If Barron was as many standard deviations short as he is tall, he’d be 4’7".

          He was not only given HGH, but so much of it that it potentially risks his heart and could be part of why he has alleged mental/brain issues.

          Every fucking accusation is a confession with Trump - can’t give trans kids puberty blockers, that’s abuse, but you can accelerate their aging with excess HGH ig

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            15 hours ago

            This seems… Is there any actual evidence for this, or is this just kinda a wishful conspiracy? Because I’m all for calling out their hypocrisy, but not only does this family have a history of lying about their height, tall people… exist. Approaching your full height at 19 isn’t exactly uncommon.

            (Ask an AI? Am I being wooshed?)

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              14 hours ago

              The “evidence” here is pretty sketchy, but I believe it, for two reasons.

              1. It’s extremely on brand for a Trump to do this. Decrying [X] publicly while getting it for yourself is basically all he has ever done. Look to the covid vaccines for a convenient example. In addition, Trump thinks being tall = being important (just look at the six inch lifts he wears in his shoes) and I have no problem at all believing that he doped up his son with a bunch of drugs to try and turn him into some kind of superhuman.

              2. They’ve been making up stories about everyone else for their entire lives. So even if this one is completely made up, what does it matter? What goes around comes around. They’re lucky it’s something as relatively legal and safe as HGH. If we were really going tit for tat on Trump misinformation, we should have mainstream media telling everyone that Barron Trump was raised on an IV drip feed of stem cells, crack cocaine and blended up white babies. That would be closer to actually tasting some of their own medicine.

              Alas(?) lefties don’t really want to play that game. They generally find misinformation to be distasteful. Which I don’t blame anyone for. I’m just tired of one “team” being bound by rules and one “team” just doing whatever the fuck they want constantly with zero oversight. If we aren’t going to implement oversight then we’ll both end up in the mud together.

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          18 hours ago

          That’s unfortunate. I still didn’t pick him on him in term 1. He was a kid. I imagine he’s older now and becoming a fairer target, however.

          • kn33@lemmy.world
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            14 hours ago

            I imagine he’s older now and becoming a fairer target, however.

            He hasn’t put himself in the spotlight much, at least as far as I can tell. If he steps up, though, he’s fair game to be knocked down.

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          18 hours ago

          Nah, you can’t pick who your ancestors are. But once he’s a thinking human and chooses to act like an entitled little prick like the rest of the family, then I’ll judge him.

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            18 hours ago

            Sure, but I will bet real money you’ve never talked to someone as rich as that kid will be once he’s an adult. And seen how they think.

            That makes anyone who gives them the benefit of the doubt naïve.

            Why the fuck do you think Dauphins were killed during the reign of terror in France, it’s because they can’t be fucking left alone. France turned out socialist as hell thanks to killing off those dregs.

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          18 hours ago

          Because I won’t pick on an 8 month old?

          I had no trouble shitting on Ivanka. I didn’t realize how critical infants were to the plan.

          (Troll better next time. You lack subtlety)

          • reactionality@lemmy.sdf.org
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            18 hours ago

            Nope, you are. People like you give anyone the benefit of the doubt. You probably thought Biden was doing an ok job too. Fucking lunatic.

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                18 hours ago

                For someone who calls themselves LandedGentry that vision sure checks out, how’s the view from up on that high horse?

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                  18 hours ago

                  Credit where credit’s due. You put the note about trolling to work. Later fuckwit. Feel free to have the last word, I’m sure it’s very important to you.

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                    18 hours ago

                    Ah yes. Your label for me now describes me as a person? That’s what someone high on their own farts would believe. Your ego trip will hopefully careen off a cliff soon enough.