It’s nice enough. If I lost the wife and kids in a freak combine harvester accident I could see myself relocating to this place. Turn one of the two bollocks into a home office and have the other bollock for a bedroom. Just not sure if I’d want to sleep in the top bollock or the bottom bollock, though.
Turn one of the two bollocks into a home office and have the other bollock for a bedroom. Just not sure if I’d want to sleep in the top bollock or the bottom bollock, though.
Depends on your bladder. Bottom bollock bedroom gives quick privy access.
It’s nice enough. If I lost the wife and kids in a freak combine harvester accident I could see myself relocating to this place. Turn one of the two bollocks into a home office and have the other bollock for a bedroom. Just not sure if I’d want to sleep in the top bollock or the bottom bollock, though.
🤔 Seen this?
Depends on your bladder. Bottom bollock bedroom gives quick privy access.
The age old story…
^Though ‘permits prompt privy passage’ might have worked better/^
I have no wish to know about your privy passage, sir!
You claim that, yet you persist in prowling past, peeking and peering!
I like both my bollocks next to each other.