oakey66@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days agoDOGE Plans to Rebuild SSA Codebase in Months, Risking Benefits and System Collapsewww.wired.comexternal-linkmessage-square228fedilinkarrow-up1755arrow-down17cross-posted to: programmer_humor@programming.devpolitics@beehaw.orgpolitics@lemmy.world
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minus-squareDJKJuicy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·7 days ago I bet they’ll do it in Waterfall too. Nah B. This will be Extreme Agile XP with testing exclusively in Prod. Xitter will be the code repository.
minus-squarefutatorius@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 days agoI’d think they’d put the commits onto the blockchain.
minus-squareThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·7 days agoPair programming with Grok. Spotty DOGE intern developer: “what’s a for loop?” Grok: “Look it up yourself, noob! Holy shit do I hate Elon Musk in every fucking way!”
Nah B. This will be Extreme Agile XP with testing exclusively in Prod. Xitter will be the code repository.
I’d think they’d put the commits onto the blockchain.
Pair programming with Grok.
Spotty DOGE intern developer: “what’s a for loop?”
Grok: “Look it up yourself, noob! Holy shit do I hate Elon Musk in every fucking way!”