I had an overprotective mother and not too many friends that would dare invite me out to do stupid stuff (because they were scared to death of my mother).

The only stupid stuff was once I was careless with a match and nearly burned the house down (pure luck on that one).

Another thing that happened was not my doing, but I should have seen it coming. There was this guy who lived somewhere between the school and my house. One day he asked for a drive home. I dropped him off and he invited me in for tea (no jokes). I had some time so I went in, be polite and all. Well that little fuck put Clonazepam in the tea and I conked out. I was out for only a few minutes. I guess the stupid part is I got back in my car and drove home. Didn’t talk to that fella again and he pulled the same stunt on one of his other friends.