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minus-squaresalvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up127arrow-down1·1 day agoOh sure, when the cat walks into a house and wants to live there, they’re all “omg it’s so cute” and “let’s go buy it food and a bed”, but when I do it, they’re all “who the hell are you?” and “leave or I’m calling the cops” :(
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up103arrow-down1·1 day agoHave you tried meowing at them?
minus-squareBigBananaDealer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up58·1 day agodon’t do this. it only made things escalate in my experience
minus-squareBigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·1 day agoMarking your territory probably didn’t help you either
minus-squareBleakBluets@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·1 day agoDon’t pick a house with a dog next time.
minus-squareAmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 day agoHave you tried UwU’ing at them?
minus-squareBigBananaDealer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 day agothats even worse why would you suggest that you trying to get me shot on sight?
minus-squareAmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 day agoJust block the shots with your big banana ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
minus-squareComment105@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 day agoThat would only work if you’re very cute and kinda short.
Oh sure, when the cat walks into a house and wants to live there, they’re all “omg it’s so cute” and “let’s go buy it food and a bed”, but when I do it, they’re all “who the hell are you?” and “leave or I’m calling the cops” :(
Have you tried meowing at them?
don’t do this. it only made things escalate in my experience
Marking your territory probably didn’t help you either
Don’t pick a house with a dog next time.
Have you tried UwU’ing at them?
thats even worse why would you suggest that you trying to get me shot on sight?
Just block the shots with your big banana ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
That would only work if you’re very cute and kinda short.