meyotch@slrpnk.net to News@lemmy.world · 9 days agoCEOs struggle to process their new reality after the public glee at Brian Thompson’s killingmessage-squaremessage-square230fedilinkarrow-up1777arrow-down113file-text
arrow-up1764arrow-down1message-squareCEOs struggle to process their new reality after the public glee at Brian Thompson’s killingmeyotch@slrpnk.net to News@lemmy.world · 9 days agomessage-square230fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareArbiterXero@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up39·9 days agoOkay but what if we just sent everyone some stickers with our logo on it? I mean EVERYBODY loves stickers. Then w we can keep making money, you can keep dying and you’ll have some great bling for your toddlers coffin! Everybody wins! Think of how few stickers are on the average toddler’s coffin?
minus-squareStern@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up24·9 days agoI was thinking pizza party myself, all our employees (except the ones we fired for being negative nancies) love pizza parties.
Okay but what if we just sent everyone some stickers with our logo on it?
I mean EVERYBODY loves stickers. Then w we can keep making money, you can keep dying and you’ll have some great bling for your toddlers coffin!
Everybody wins!
Think of how few stickers are on the average toddler’s coffin?
I was thinking pizza party myself, all our employees (except the ones we fired for being negative nancies) love pizza parties.