The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Lord of the memes@midwest.socialEnglish · 24 days agoMessed with the wrong hobbitlemmy.worldimagemessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up1278arrow-down16
arrow-up1272arrow-down1imageMessed with the wrong hobbitlemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Lord of the memes@midwest.socialEnglish · 24 days agomessage-square10fedilink
minus-squarewise_pancake@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·24 days agoDM: okay you successfully hid from the orcs. You hear them say Frodo isn’t dead. What do you do? Sam: I walk straight into Mordor and demand Mr Frodo back. DM: you just walk in? Are you sure? Sam: Yes. I walk right in and demand Frodo back. DM: do you ask nicely, how do you ask? Sam: I said I demand him back. DM: okay, roll intimidation <this is going to be like a DC 25 roll> Sam: Nat 20.
DM: okay you successfully hid from the orcs. You hear them say Frodo isn’t dead. What do you do?
Sam: I walk straight into Mordor and demand Mr Frodo back.
DM: you just walk in? Are you sure?
Sam: Yes. I walk right in and demand Frodo back.
DM: do you ask nicely, how do you ask?
Sam: I said I demand him back.
DM: okay, roll intimidation <this is going to be like a DC 25 roll>
Sam: Nat 20.
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