• ChilledPeppers@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    In brazil they just say government mandated shit like “talk to a doctor before buying meds” or “dont drink and drive” in lawyer speech

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      1 month ago

      In America it’s more like, “Bazynga has been shown in the lab to treat bone cancer with a 100% success rate! Ask your doctor today if Bazynga is right for you!”

      ^sideeffectsofBazyngamayincludeheadachenauseaupsetstomachbonecancerorboneitis. ^InsomecasesBazyngamaymakeyourbonecancerworse. ^Stopuseandaskyourdoctorifyourlegscomeoff.

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        1 month ago

        Mine was for some quick loan company, with their spectacularly shit terms explained at the end. It was both the first and the last time I’ve seen these here, so I guess it didn’t take off.