Emerald@lemmy.world to linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 15 days agoI use Debian btwlemmy.worldimagemessage-square74fedilinkarrow-up1530arrow-down127
arrow-up1503arrow-down1imageI use Debian btwlemmy.worldEmerald@lemmy.world to linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 15 days agomessage-square74fedilink
minus-squarespacecadet@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up60arrow-down2·15 days ago“Sorry, honey, can’t make it to the birth of our child, trying to debug this arch install”
minus-squarespacecadet@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up41arrow-down2·15 days agoThis is fake, everyone knows arch users are perma-virgins
minus-squareHorseChandelier@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·15 days ago/me arch user with 4 crotch goblins… Must be a cuck and not know it :(
minus-squaremajestictechie@lemmy.fosshost.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15arrow-down1·14 days agoYou get your V card back during the OS boot. Doesn’t matter if you had sex, booted arch? A virgin again.
minus-squareHorseChandelier@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·14 days agoNow why didn’t I think of that? I must be worth money to someone as a card carrying V… /me off to grindr
minus-squarecommunism@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up5·14 days agoMaybe your partner is giving birth through sperm donor, you don’t have to have had sex
minus-squarebabybus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·14 days agoThis. We are not Gentoo users, we don’t make babies ourselves. We get them from AUR.
minus-squarekidpixo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 days agoI can prove that this is incorrect. Or are my kids mine ??
minus-squarespacecadet@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 days agoThat’s really a question to ask your wife’s boyfriend
“Sorry, honey, can’t make it to the birth of our child, trying to debug this arch install”
This is fake, everyone knows arch users are perma-virgins
/me arch user with 4 crotch goblins… Must be a cuck and not know it :(
You get your V card back during the OS boot. Doesn’t matter if you had sex, booted arch? A virgin again.
Now why didn’t I think of that? I must be worth money to someone as a card carrying V…
/me off to grindr
Maybe your partner is giving birth through sperm donor, you don’t have to have had sex
This. We are not Gentoo users, we don’t make babies ourselves. We get them from AUR.
I can prove that this is incorrect. Or are my kids mine ??
That’s really a question to ask your wife’s boyfriend