I simply don’t believe that in today’s lexicon that gay covers a person that is sexually attracted to couches, hence he’s not gay.

But no, I really don’t give a crap what he has sex with, only that he’s a weird little asshole that’s dangerously close to power.

I don’t have strong feelings either way, but his eye liner is a little too on point for a straight guy.

I’m curious who he thinks is willing to have sex with him regardless of gender.