“Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, I use the side door…that way Lumbergh can’t see me, after that I sorta space out for an hour.”

“Uhh, space out?”

“Yeah, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I’m working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I’d say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.”