Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene and a whole host of conspiracy theorists are claiming the hurricane was planned in order to harm Republicans. Climate experts tell WIRED that’s impossible.
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“We’re going to use it to slam the coasts of Florida.”
“Wait, why?”
“Because that’s what the transgender immigrant bourgeoisie want, my naive assistant.”
“Dr. Librul, we’ve done it. We’ve finally defeated physics. We can use this tech to stop climate change and save millions of lives. What are we going to do with this new found knowledge?”
“We’re going to use it to slam the coasts of Florida.”
“Wait, why?”
“Because that’s what the transgender immigrant bourgeoisie want, my naive assistant.”