psst, dont tell people how JKR names their ethnic characters
You mean like cho Chang and Padma Patel?
Glup Shitto would like a word
Truit Farts
Cum Rake
No one asked about your mother.
I… I uh… Anyone have her number?
Never had a suke lywalker before. Sounds lit.
Pepperoni Pizza
…wait.
Streef Boganoff
Bounty hunter
Neef Bachos
Thad Pai
Beese Churger
Suna Talad
Somato Toup
Peal Varmesan
Dotted Sp— never mind
beese churger took me out
Isn’t that where the name of the Yuuzhan Vong can’t from?
Chilled Greese
This is one of my favorites because it grosses my kids out when I say it
Also, if we’re including food ingredients:
Bound greef
Fuck Dat
Bound grief is either a fetish or a band. Probably both
Always nice to find fellow Spoonerism enjoyers in the wild.
geez… this is something my brain just does. They’re like earworms where my brain gets stuck in a loop or something. Drives me bonkers sometimes. And it’s not just swapping initial sounds. It could be swapping internal vowel sounds or ending syllables. It’s how Bradley Cooper has forever became Boodley Crapper in my fucked-up noggin…
I, too, have the iterative compulsion, friend. The upside is the complete lack of writer’s block, right?
Not a food but I can no longer read a garment care label without being reminded of the infamous Tumble Drylo
Tumble Drylo?
I wish to know more.
Not much to tell. It’s a Star Wars character name @hotdogsladies@mastodon.social made up on the spot on a podcast years ago and has embedded itself in my head like a brain worm
I like Indian food:
- Chasala Mai (Is that cheating because I switched the starting sounds, not a single letter?)
- Pag Saneer
- Mikka Tasala
If you were completely ignorant of the existence of Indian food those would still work.
i think switching phonetics is more in keeping with the spirit of the joke than switching spellings
Vamb Lindaloo
Now I’m starting to think every Star Wars name actually was created using this method and south-Asian food…
Chac’n’Meese
Sootlong Fub
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