while i dont disagree with you, two things. It probably wouldn’t end up in your ass, and two, it would probably be very apparent, your rectum is incredibly fragile and will essentially implode at the sight of literally anything spooky.

If they did fall on it, they would almost certainly be joking about it, doing a haha funny about how the “yeah and then i fell on it” happened, rather than given a long and draw out story about how they “fell on it”