self-explanatory!!
The ability to stop pooping for three days.
You have to post about it online and keep the community updated on your progress, becoming the first widespread Lemmy meme
But when you eventually poop your in the middle of human a human centipede
Each day you don’t poop, you lay an egg that hatches into a random monster. The egg is indestructible.
You already can – immodium
Or just some painkillers. I had surgery seven or eight years ago and I still remember how badly I wanted to shit by day three and it just wasn’t happening.
Clear anyone of debt just by thinking it.
Their debt transfers to you.
And then to you…
And then to an orphan somewhere. You monster.
The debt alwaye gets randomly assigned to another person
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Power to turn things into gold by touch.
Including your own body parts
The ability to study, understand and use fantasy level magic.
you are still bound by laws of physics
Well, no one’s said shapeshifting yet
But anyone within 50 miles with the same zodiac sign turns into a chicken
This is acceptable. I love chicken and hate Ted Cruz
I can obtain any super power just by thinking about it.
The ability to think is lost
When you have obtained your superpower, you lose your ability to obtain any new superpowers.
So I get to chose one super power, but I lose the ability to think so it renders any powers I’ve obtained essentially useless? Man, this js the most realistic super power conversation ever. So realistic it’s quite scary!
i am joining this myself. telekinesis
Terrible migraines whenever you use it
Ambidexterity
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I can reverse any moderator actions.
You’re an admin on reddit
Who modded a banned subreddit back in the days…
The ability to find anything lost.
Everything you touch turns into a potato
The power to gain any superpower by submitting it as a comment to this thread, repeatable as many times as desired, keeping any power previously obtained unless explicitly commenting to void that power.
Lemmy.ml bans you.
The ability to read, write, and speak every language
You become deaf and blind
It would be less efficient, but people who are deaf-blind can access the Internet and communicate using a refreshable Braille display. In-person they can communicate using an interpreter using a special sign language.
ability to instantly know exact composition of a substance just by looking at it
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Or spelled out by Robert Loggia
Omnipotence
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