Though this was an interesting and short read.
But why male models?
Ortega is really really fragile, it seems.
He got so many Tiktok followers, why he so sore about it?
Story would’ve been a lot better if it was an armed coup attempt.
Y’know, they could invite him and his top guys to the final competition or something, and then when it comes time for the bikini contest they could all come out with AKs.
Could the Nicaraguan forces raise arms to stop them? I wonder… anyone who gets themselves into that mess kinda deserves it, it’s almost too amusing to stop.
Sounds like an episode of Archer 
I assume they would be fighting against Gaddafi’s Amazonian Guard?
Are they still alive?
Better than using a movie to lure in the bad guys. Hear me, Inglorious Basterds?
Okay, so this gives me an idea.
Is it possible that being a dictator who maintains his position through hypervigilance and the threat of violence can make you a little paranoid?
Sigh, another Trump scand–
Wait, what?
Oh. Never mind. Carry on.
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