FreshLight@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months agoDid You Know?sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square24fedilinkarrow-up1727arrow-down114
arrow-up1713arrow-down1imageDid You Know?sh.itjust.worksFreshLight@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months agomessage-square24fedilink
minus-squareredcalcium@lemmy.institutelinkfedilinkarrow-up24·11 months agoIf we dump enough holy water outside, it’ll enter the global water cycle and render the whole planet inhospitable to vampires.
minus-squareDamage@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up30·edit-211 months agoIt already happened, why do you think there are no more vampires around? It’s the pollution caused by the church!
minus-squarehowsetheraven@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoWould it not be easier to have a mass blessing on each of the oceans? That takes care of 97% of the water.
If we dump enough holy water outside, it’ll enter the global water cycle and render the whole planet inhospitable to vampires.
It already happened, why do you think there are no more vampires around? It’s the pollution caused by the church!
Would it not be easier to have a mass blessing on each of the oceans? That takes care of 97% of the water.